Title: U Make me Funktion 3D
Location: 4700 Burleson Rd Austin TX
Description: 3D Visual Production Experience
Start Time: 9:30 pm
Date: Saturday, February 28th 2009

I have recently premiered my new Free Software Review Website.

Soft Thoughts is a place for people to find and read reviews on the best software around on the internet today.  You can browse through the FREE software reviews and find FREE solutions to your software needs.

I would also like to encourage you to register to receive FREE updates on the latest reviews as well as participate in rating and discussion of reviewed software.

Have a program you would like to see reviewed on SoftThoughts?  Have a need for a program but not sure which one to use?  Looking for a review on a program I haven’t reviewed yet?  You can recommend or request it!

More Questions?
Well then feel free to contact me and let me know!

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This promotion has been brought to you by my mind.

A new study today shows that lesbians increase web traffic by 250%  They are also fun to watch!  Thats right, nothing gets people to your website faster for a few seconds to oggle (not google) a picture of two beautiful girls wrapped in each others embrace.  Isn’t it cute!  You know, last night I realized that there is an abundance of lesbians in the world today.  Thats right, there are a LOT!  In fact there are very few girls I have EVER met that haven’t fooled around with another girl or were atleast “bi-curious.”  So I begin to wonder, why are there so many gays and lesbians today.  Have they just always been around and only been accepted recently?  Or could it be that us men have just been jerks to too many undeserving women.   This is a possibility, but my theory is overpopulation.  Thats right OVERPOPULATION.  Mother nature (Gaia) knows that there are too many of us.  The planet is grossly overpopulated and if everyone keeps reproducing there isn’t going to be much room left to breathe.  So mother nature in all her wisdom found a simple solution to make some of us stop reproducing.

So next time you see two beautiful girls held tightly in each others arms be sure to thank mother nature…. and then go impregnate both of them!

Grow Grow Grow The Hundered Acre Wood
Location: 21707 Hogeye Rd Manor, Tx 78653-5216
Link out: Click here for Website!
Description: Grow Grow Grow The Hundred Acre Wood! Saturday and Sunday!  Come help create a venue for Austin events!  Weekend long event view the link for specific details!
Start Date: 2009-02-07
Start Time: 10:00
End Date: 2009-02-08
End Time: 22:00

Are you tired of people judging you everywhere you go?  Are you fed up with people categorizing you because of the clothes you wear or how you act?  Are you tired of people calling you a goth, prep, freak, emo, jock, nerd, geek, blonde or dweeb?  Are you fed up with people thinking you know martial arts because your from Asia or everyone trying to out drink you because your Irish?  Are people checking to make sure you tipped enough just because your Jewish?  Or are girls always asking you to dance just because your black?  Well my friends, I understand.  That is why I made my “Stereotype Me” t-shirts!   With everyone walking around in these white cotton t-shirts and bluejeans people won’t have a CLUE what category to put us in.   So come on non-conformist, let us unite together and force people to categorize us all!  Buy your “Stereotype Me” t-shirt today!  Available in HIS and HERS.

available in emo, dweeb, nerd, geek, jock, freak, prep, goth and more!

All proceeds go towards replacing my stolen laptop so I can continue bringing you thoughts from my mind.

Bob Marley’s Birthday Celebration!
Location: Ruta Maya 3601 South Congress Austin 78704
Event on MySpace: Click here
Description: Come celebrate Bob Marley’s Birthday at Ruta Maya!
McPullish
The Kontrabandits
The Raspas
Tribal Nation
Start Time: 9:30
Date: 2009-02-06

This Christmas I upgraded to the g1 running the android operating system.  I have to say, it is the best phone I have ever owned. The flip open QWERTY keyboard gives it a huge advantage over the iPhone, although it does lack a multi touch screen. Android is an open source phone operating system which allows users to program their own applications. This has created a huge database of applications for users to choose from. I have downloaded and deleted enough apps that I could have filled my memory up 3x over! So today I’m going to tell you my best android application picks.

to download these apps browse to this page from your android device
application links only work on the android operating system

1. PostBot – This application gets the number 1 slot simply because I’m using it right now. It allows you to post to your wordpress blog straight from your android! It also lets you save and manage multiple blogs.

2. Task Switcher – A MUST HAVE application for the android. This program lets you switch between tasks quickly and easily. Once installed go to your settings and check Use Camera Button. Then you have easy access to your task swapping.

3. Sky Map – This application is so cool! And a great reason to take your romance interest “stargazing” at that secluded hill above the city. It connects with your GPS and phone balance sensors to determine exactly what constellations the phone is being pointed at at that time. Then you can simply pan your phone to view and pinpoint all of the symbols in the stars!

4. Twilight – As a photographer I like this application because it tells you what time the sun will rise and set each day. It also tells you dawn and dusk times. Great for making sure you catch that hour of golden light in your shoot.

5. aLastFM player – I love this application! I connect my android to my car stereo and then start up my personalized lastFM station and jam all day without commercials. The one issue I have had with the android is there is no way to charge the device while playing music. It needs a built in headset jack or a microUSB headset splitter.

6. Woot Checker – Get daily updates on deals from woot.com! This application keeps you on top of the deals as well as notifying you as soon as a new deal is released.

7. Locale – Tired of your phone ringing in the middle of an important meeting? Locale lets you set conditions for ring settings based on time, event or location. You can set it so your phone automatically silences when you walk into a movie theater or ignore calls from your boss when you get home.

8. RemoteDroid – Network your android device with your computer. Then use your keyboard to type and your touch screen as a touch pad. Requires that you have this software installed on your computer as well.

9. Tetherbot – This program requires a little bit of tweaking but it allows you to connect your phone to your computer and browse the internet through your phones connection.

10. Samuel Jackson Soundboard – There are a few soundboard apps for android including Arnold Sounds and Mr T.  Samuel Jackson is my favorite and works great for prank calling your friends on speaker phone.

Well there are a ton more cool applications for the android but these are my choices. If you have favorites you feel should have been included in the list feel free to mention them in the comments.